Marketing Guide for dummies....

Those who don't understand the subject of Marketing, here is the help for you...If you relate it with Love, it is the most simple subject in the universe...because Marketing is that magic which enables you to make an entry and survive in the world of love...This will also help Marketing people who are not yet successful in their love-life...

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There are 4 P's which are important for you to be success-fool in Love..They are:
1) Product: Today every product in particular category looks like the same...so if you are honest, reliable, kind and trustworthy, sorry my friend...that's what is expected from everyone....What additional features, you (as a product in the Market of Love) can offer, is the most important thing...Some girls may prefer Tall, dark and handsome...so first ensure what type of product you are..
2) Price: This can take several forms at various stages of your love-life...If you propose a girl and she replies in a way which makes you feel less dignified, that's the price paid by you for your
miss-adventure...If you marry your girlfriend and your parents throw you out of their home, price becomes 'cost' and you have to carry on with your life thinking of 'sunk' cost (cost aleardy incurred)...But it is the price which determines the marketability of you...In other words, the amount of expenses you can spend on your girlfriend...Hence, the price becomes crucial factor to succeed...
3) Place: Where you can afford to go for a date, is also important. When it comes to marraige, some girls may also reject you if your house is located at Central Lines....Hence, Place may determine your 'place'ment...
4) Promotion: The way you promote yourself,show off your qualities (3Ms: Money, Muscles, Motor vehicle), seals your fate...
Additional 5th P: 5)Packaging: This may overlap with 1st P i.e. product, but it brings out the importance of your style of clothing and other aspects of external appearance..

PLC - Pyaar ka Life Cycle: Love is a product, which has its own Product Life Cycle..and 4 stages also as follows: Introduction, Growth, Maturity, Decline
some rules of PLC:
-Amt of Love declines and money spent on ur girlfriend increases as ur love passes thru each stage of PLC...
-If u really love a girl in Introduction stage, u will b termed as Innovators....
-and if u r dating sum1 but start loving her in d decline stage....u will b called Laggards and there is a possiblity that she may have more than 2 BFs in her life...

More on this....but in d nxt chapter....