Everyday I write my experiences, thoughts in my diary…This is the futuristic projection of my diary and Year is 2050!!
Here are the excerpts from my diary…
Date: 1St April
Today is the 1st day of new financial year…Since morning, I was thinking of how companies and stock market would perform in this New Year… Suddenly I got a reminder on my black-berry (people keep telling me this is the time to change my old-age black-berry phone...which I had purchased in 2010…But I am not going to buy a new phone until its book value reduces to zero…and it will never…as I have adopted Written Down Value Method!)… Ah! So reminder was saying…Today is our Wedding Anniversary!!...and I had completely forgotten about that…I quickly called my wife…I wished her for so many years of strategic alliance with me… As a part of celebrations, we had dinner with other family members at home, while watching CNBC show…We all enjoyed debating on Stock Market movements…That was the most economical and inexpensive celebration one could have!!
17th May
Today we (family members) had a post-dinner meeting to discuss the necessary steps to educate my grand-daughters SEBI and Nifty…We want them to be in the field of finance according to our family tradition…Hence we decided to buy a Stock Market Simulation Game for SEBI who will be in 4th standard this year (while her classmates were still playing Need for Speed)…And we thought that Charts of ABCD, fruits and vegetables are of no use for Nifty who will be in 1st standard this year…We need to replace those charts with stock charts…so that she can get a feel of stock market movements…Tomorrow I am going to teach her Financial ABCD…A for Amortization…B for Balance Sheet…C for Cost-Sheet…D for Derivatives…E for EPS…F for Futures…and so on…
Tonight, after appearing for weekly ET test conducted within our family, SEBI and Nifty insisted for a bedtime story. I told them the stories of double-digit inflation and crude oil prices in our times…They were so thrilled to listen to those stories…They went to sleep, only when I promised to tell them Harshad Mehta’s and Ketan Parkeh’s Stories next day...
6th July
SEBI baby came to me and said “Dude!! (Dadaji is a thing of past…) Would you do my homework?”…I agreed to do it..I was surprised to know that she had subjects like Marketing and HR in 4th standard!! I did her homework, which is as follows:
Mktg Qn: If you have to re-brand “khaki-vardi” of police with new name, what would it be?
Answer: ‘Note-Worthy”!
HR Qn: State any Universal Law of Human Behaviour…
Answer: Every beautiful girl has a brother who is over-protective of her sister, but at the same time can flirt with sisters of remaining brothers in the world…And every beautiful girl has a father who thinks that no one in this world is eligible to marry his daughter.
G.K. Qn: If a mouse is afraid of a Cat, then Cat is afraid of whom?
Answer: Curiosity…because Curiosity kills the cat…
I am sure SEBI will get maximum marks for this home assignment...
4th August
These are the Headlines in today’s newspaper:
-Sachin wants to play next World Cup…He wants Team India to win atleast 1 World Cup in his career
-Dev-aanand announced his next movie…”Censor –Part 10”…His heroine will be 16-year old girl…
-Mr.L.K. Adwani would be BJP’s PM candidate for next election
-India will become super-power by 2100 – President
23rd October
I had a heated argument with my wife over economic conditions of India…and she didn’t talk to me for the rest of the day…Finally I told her…”See…in the past, we had such heated arguments twice…and when I tried to persuade you, we had Nasdaq (my son) and Nikkei (my daughter)…and now I don’t want to launch another Index in our family…!!”
8th November
Today is Nikkei’s birthday…I gifted her a Warren Buffett‘s book…As she turned 30 today…I asked her what type of boy(?) she would prefer to marry…She replied,” I want a husband who is 3-4 years elder to me…He must be a CEO…must be financially settled… His earnings should enable me to have a ‘comfortable life’…He should be tall, dark (not really!) and handsome… If his house is located at western suburbs, then sone pe suhaagaa…And I am ready to wait till I find such guy…Why should I settle for less?”…I scratched my bald head and thought…”This is 2050…but criteria have remained the same for girls…”