Marketing Guide for dummies....

Those who don't understand the subject of Marketing, here is the help for you...If you relate it with Love, it is the most simple subject in the universe...because Marketing is that magic which enables you to make an entry and survive in the world of love...This will also help Marketing people who are not yet successful in their love-life...

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There are 4 P's which are important for you to be success-fool in Love..They are:
1) Product: Today every product in particular category looks like the same...so if you are honest, reliable, kind and trustworthy, sorry my friend...that's what is expected from everyone....What additional features, you (as a product in the Market of Love) can offer, is the most important thing...Some girls may prefer Tall, dark and handsome...so first ensure what type of product you are..
2) Price: This can take several forms at various stages of your love-life...If you propose a girl and she replies in a way which makes you feel less dignified, that's the price paid by you for your
miss-adventure...If you marry your girlfriend and your parents throw you out of their home, price becomes 'cost' and you have to carry on with your life thinking of 'sunk' cost (cost aleardy incurred)...But it is the price which determines the marketability of you...In other words, the amount of expenses you can spend on your girlfriend...Hence, the price becomes crucial factor to succeed...
3) Place: Where you can afford to go for a date, is also important. When it comes to marraige, some girls may also reject you if your house is located at Central Lines....Hence, Place may determine your 'place'ment...
4) Promotion: The way you promote yourself,show off your qualities (3Ms: Money, Muscles, Motor vehicle), seals your fate...
Additional 5th P: 5)Packaging: This may overlap with 1st P i.e. product, but it brings out the importance of your style of clothing and other aspects of external appearance..

PLC - Pyaar ka Life Cycle: Love is a product, which has its own Product Life Cycle..and 4 stages also as follows: Introduction, Growth, Maturity, Decline
some rules of PLC:
-Amt of Love declines and money spent on ur girlfriend increases as ur love passes thru each stage of PLC...
-If u really love a girl in Introduction stage, u will b termed as Innovators....
-and if u r dating sum1 but start loving her in d decline stage....u will b called Laggards and there is a possiblity that she may have more than 2 BFs in her life...

More on this....but in d nxt chapter....

My Original Quotes...

(Warning: These quotes have been originally ideated and written by me...I used them as my status message on google-talk...)

I have no 'Face' value...still few girls want me at 'discount'...and remaining girls wud never apply for the issue...

About my prospective girl-friend...well..I dont have specific demand...you can relate it to Law of Demand...Nothing is inferior when your income is zero..and even giffen goods appear like Luxuries...

Every girl can draw Iso-cost line...But my girl-friend should be able to draw No-Cost Line, tangent to highest possible Isoquant...In short, she should be 'Makkhi-choos'...

I dont have any style statement....I have only Cost statement...

I am not brand-conscious.....I am Cost-conscious...

Love is like a lightening....when it strikes, some see its light, some hear its sound....and some get destroyed....

Love is a fictitious asset...it is intangible...it gets written off over the years...it appears on expenses side every year....only difference is that it never appears on Asset side...it is a permanent Liability...

I can tell u my success stories outside d class...but if u want to know about my failures....please be present inside my class...

If sum1 says that finance is shit, then Mktg is GAS coming out of it...atleast shit is tangible...

Tax & Death are certainties in Life...they can not b avoided...and Marriage prepares us mentally to deal with them without any difficulty..

My friend is so innocent...he doesnt know d difference between Melody & Maala-D...and IPL & i-Pill !!!

Sum1 said "Women are works of art as long as they do not speak!"...He must have met Rakhi Sawant only in his lifetime...

One girl told me,"Love and Marriage can never be planned"...I said,"Very true...I hav heard of Disaster Management...not Disaster Planning!!"

How wud an MBA-Finance propose a girl??.."U r d only OPTION in my life...U r my FUTURE...Lets EXCHANGE our hearts. Plz take STOCK of d situation and b an ANGEL investor in my VENTURE of love..."

Have u ever wondered why '-' is used in d word 'Love-Marriage'...because Love and Marriage are 2 separate things....Statistics says that...Even if they aren't mutually exclusive, they are dependent events in different way...When love comes to end, marriage happens and vice-versa...watever...

If your Girl-friend leaves you, do not cry over the money you spent/wasted on her...Do not liquidate your business of Love and declare yourself as Bankrupt....Instead write off the amount of expenses incurred on her as Bad Debts and concentrate on new 'Sundari Debtors'....Do not stop loving beautiful girls....as Love is a 'Going Concern' concept....

If you do Technical Analysis of your life..You would find many people at Peak level...But those very few people who are at Support Level…are your true friends...

You can learn lessons to fight piracy from me... Though my life is an open book, nobody has tried to copy it!

Everything in life comes with an expiry date...But we always forget to check it...

Don't teach me ur philosophy...Otherwise I will make u suffer from my 'Feel-Low'-sophy!!

If I am the next James Bond, Movie's title would be Quantum of Molasse(s)...

Subprime crisis didnt happen bcoz of finance people...It happened bcoz of inefficient HR people who recruited manipulative finance people...

LIFE goes on....I can neither apply any 'brake' on it...nor afford to take a 'break' from it....

People save what is left after spending....I spend what is left after saving...!!

You may call her as a Show-stopper....But she is the Heart-stopper for me...!! (This one is only for my Genelia...!!)