My Original Quotes...

(Warning: These quotes have been originally ideated and written by me...I used them as my status message on google-talk...)

I have no 'Face' value...still few girls want me at 'discount'...and remaining girls wud never apply for the issue...

About my prospective girl-friend...well..I dont have specific demand...you can relate it to Law of Demand...Nothing is inferior when your income is zero..and even giffen goods appear like Luxuries...

Every girl can draw Iso-cost line...But my girl-friend should be able to draw No-Cost Line, tangent to highest possible Isoquant...In short, she should be 'Makkhi-choos'...

I dont have any style statement....I have only Cost statement...

I am not brand-conscious.....I am Cost-conscious...

Love is like a lightening....when it strikes, some see its light, some hear its sound....and some get destroyed....

Love is a fictitious asset...it is intangible...it gets written off over the years...it appears on expenses side every year....only difference is that it never appears on Asset side...it is a permanent Liability...

I can tell u my success stories outside d class...but if u want to know about my failures....please be present inside my class...

If sum1 says that finance is shit, then Mktg is GAS coming out of it...atleast shit is tangible...

Tax & Death are certainties in Life...they can not b avoided...and Marriage prepares us mentally to deal with them without any difficulty..

My friend is so innocent...he doesnt know d difference between Melody & Maala-D...and IPL & i-Pill !!!

Sum1 said "Women are works of art as long as they do not speak!"...He must have met Rakhi Sawant only in his lifetime...

One girl told me,"Love and Marriage can never be planned"...I said,"Very true...I hav heard of Disaster Management...not Disaster Planning!!"

How wud an MBA-Finance propose a girl??.."U r d only OPTION in my life...U r my FUTURE...Lets EXCHANGE our hearts. Plz take STOCK of d situation and b an ANGEL investor in my VENTURE of love..."

Have u ever wondered why '-' is used in d word 'Love-Marriage'...because Love and Marriage are 2 separate things....Statistics says that...Even if they aren't mutually exclusive, they are dependent events in different way...When love comes to end, marriage happens and vice-versa...watever...

If your Girl-friend leaves you, do not cry over the money you spent/wasted on her...Do not liquidate your business of Love and declare yourself as Bankrupt....Instead write off the amount of expenses incurred on her as Bad Debts and concentrate on new 'Sundari Debtors'....Do not stop loving beautiful girls....as Love is a 'Going Concern' concept....

If you do Technical Analysis of your life..You would find many people at Peak level...But those very few people who are at Support Level…are your true friends...

You can learn lessons to fight piracy from me... Though my life is an open book, nobody has tried to copy it!

Everything in life comes with an expiry date...But we always forget to check it...

Don't teach me ur philosophy...Otherwise I will make u suffer from my 'Feel-Low'-sophy!!

If I am the next James Bond, Movie's title would be Quantum of Molasse(s)...

Subprime crisis didnt happen bcoz of finance people...It happened bcoz of inefficient HR people who recruited manipulative finance people...

LIFE goes on....I can neither apply any 'brake' on it...nor afford to take a 'break' from it....

People save what is left after spending....I spend what is left after saving...!!

You may call her as a Show-stopper....But she is the Heart-stopper for me...!! (This one is only for my Genelia...!!)